If he were a robot he’d be the Classmotron 8000.

Look out, plumbing system at Tao: You just got refitted for velvet pipes. Tony Bennett was in to croon during a dinner to benefit VegasTennis.com’s Marty Hennessy Jr. Tennis Foundation for a crowd that included Ali Landry, Rita Rudner, Clint Holmes and the band Mosaic. Tony Bennett so classy he thinks the guys on Mad Men are slobs. Tony Bennett so classy waiters tip him $100 bills. Tony Bennett so classy James Bond asked to borrow his tux. Tony Bennett so class … you know, these just don’t work as well as Yo Mama jokes, do they?

Also at Tao for dinner were Vanessa Minnillo and Warren Sapp along with Tao partner Jason Strauss before going up to the nightclub for Worship Thursday. Chazz Palminteri did dinner there, but he decamped instead to Lavo at Palazzo.

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