On my way to work today, I couldn’t help but notice that Tiger Woods was once again on the cover of the New york Post, this time the Tool Academy chick, Jaimee Grubbs, “released” a bunch of text message exchanges that she was having with Tiger, and let me tell you, the man has some text game. Let’s observe:

Tiger: do you have a boy friend
Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Damn, Tiger woods going DIRECT. Now, lets continue our observations. This is by far the best text message exchange of all time:
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: more than an hour later babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy

That’s right gentlemen – when your lady steps out of line you do not take that shit, and she will come back. I just find it hilarious picturing the tool academy girl just sitting there for an hour by her phone. And tow wrap it up, we have once again Tiger Woods going full sexual mode, a mode that a lot of dudes just refuse to go to. Play on!

Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Damn tiger, your game is ice cold!

For more texts hit up the New York Post article

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