Are we sure he just wasn’t at UPS trying to pick up a throwback Mattingly jersey he got off eBay? (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

President Obama was at a UPS facility on East Arby today (leading to the shutdown of the northbound lane of Las Vegas Boulevard between about George Crockett and Arby) to talk about natural gas and … prosperity. Or something. The important lesson to take away from all this is that the Secret Service is spending tons and tons of money, because if you look at that picture above, it’s readily apparent that they hired Optimus Prime. Come on. Big red semi just happens to be lurking behind the president? We’re onto your game, Secret Service. Both the president and our nations precious, precious Energon reserves will be safe.

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