In a development that surprised absolutely noone, Joe Francis’ “self defense” (as he claimed) is caught on tape at LA’s Guys and Dolls nightclub, the night him and playmate of the year Jayde Nicole got into alleged fisticuffs. In the video, posted up by Radaronline.com, you can see Jayde spilling her drink on Francis’ shoulder, and then he starts going all Chris Brown on her.

Yes, having a drink spilled on you sucks, we’ve all been there. But there are alternatives – call the girl scrunchy faced, point and laugh, or, if you’re Joe Francis – take your fucking private jet and masturbate in it, you have money – you have options. But that is a little too damn much there buddy. But hey, Joe Francis has never really been known for his humility.

Work it.

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