Think about how horrific this would be if it were Tori Spelling in that outfit.

You probably haven’t had your daily dose of bitchiness yet (we assuming those of you reading this are not Wendy Williams’ personal assistant). So if you need to top off the bitch tank, classic Queen B Shannen Doherty is kicking off Wayback Wednesdays at LAX inside Luxor — their Wednesday celebration of all things retro. Future hosts include Emmanuel Lewis, Todd Bridges and, if we’re lucky, a very special appearance by the actual, real-life (nearly discarded, lifeless and matted fur puppet of) ALF! Yay! Everyone loves ALF!

• Morgan Pagespins for Godskitchen at Body English with an opening set from Scotty Boy.
• Wasted Space does Wasted Wednesday.
• The SpyOnVegas.com Open Bar is at Planet Hollywood Resort’s Heart Bar from 6 to 9 p.m.
• Lavo inside Palazzo does Label Junkie.
• Tacos & Tequila at Luxor holds Mischieve Wednesdays.
• Mist at Treasure Island has Release.
• It was only a matter of time, but the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay brings in Michael Jackson tribute band Who’s Bad. (Way to name your band in such a fashion as to inspire the most, and laziest critics.)
• Caramel at Bellagio holds Fashion Forward.
• Luxor’s CatHouse presents Vanity Wednesday at 1 a.m.
• It’s a trio of Latin nights with Azucar at Red Room (3101 W. Sahara Ave.); Noches Latinas with DJs Muneco and Willie at the Thunderbird Lounge (1215 Las Vegas Blvd.); and Tropical at Club Aruba (1215 Las Vegas Blvd.) featuring DJ Muneco.
• The Sahara’s Comedy Stop features Eric O’Shea, Tina Giorgi and Kevin Knox .
• The Hostile Grape at M Resort does Escape the Grape.
• Cheyenne Saloon (3103 N. Rancho Drive) features Rhino Bucket, Circa:Sik, Bulls on Parade, Tragedy X and Sector 7 G.
• Bunkhouse (124 S. 11th St.) holds Rhythm and Rhymes.
• AJ’s Tavern (3650 S. Decatur Blvd.) does karaoke with Frankie Almost at 9 p.m.
• Double Down (4640 Paradise Road) does Punk Rock Bingo with Jenn O Cide..
• Beauty Bar (517 Fremont St.) brings in De Siervas with DJ Ella & Bad Beat.

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